BIG PIMPIN AND STUFF LIKE THAT

Well well well, I’ll bet none of you peeps even KNOW what a GANGSTA I am now do you? Yep, me and Moms went to a video shoot for Game, the rapper, it was in some scary place downtown and me and Moms were terrified that we’d see some poor stray dogs down there cause people like to dump them ya know, and well, me and Moms, if we see a loose dog we want to help, even though we are full with dogs at home and the rescue that Moms is with is full too and really not enough people are helping, but don’t get me started on that, back to this gangsta video shoot…. I am just curious why are so many BIG black men are afraid of me? I woulda thought, ya know, I’m black too homies AND my name IS OTIS hello!!! But most of the dudes on this shoot, were really scared of me, it was crazy, do I look like a COP or something?? I mean, when Moms got close to a lot of the gangsters, they all got all scared and hot footed it away from us and we laughed like nobody’s business! I am small BUT I AM POWERFUL PEOPLE!! Ya know?? Here we were on a rappers video shoot, and well, he is a Blood, and well, even tho I’m black and my name is Otis, still I am a Chihuahua so really I am Mexican! Ohhhhh now it makes sense! Maybe they thought it was a set-up by some Mexican gangmembers!! I AM A BLACK MEXICAN!!! I kinda thought I was an honorary Blood you know, but maybe I should hang with Snoop DOGG hello and be a Crip instead and Moms has a friend whose uncle was the head of La Eme ( google it! ) so let’s just say we gots it pretty covered all around and maybe that’s why Moms has such a smart and sassy mouth and is such a trouble maker ahahahaha!!!!! Oh, by the way, I peed on Game a little bit I DID! bwahahahahahaahha!!!!! Before I forget, here’s the rescue that Moms is with, not only do they save pitbulls, they save little guys like me too and they don’t care if we PEE on them, they are great peeps!   www.bulliesandbuddies.com    feel free to make a donation so they can help more like me and so that me and Game can open up our Shelter For Former Homeless Pimps ok? Later everyone! Xox Otis aka Lil Otie aka Otis DOGG

SPECIAL THANKS TO MIGUEL STARCEVICH FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR PHOTO EVEN THO YOU DON'T KNOW IT CAUSE I'M GANGSTA LIKE DAT!

WATCH THE VIDEO!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jctFfjJV5n0&feature=channel

GLAMBERT MANIA!!!!!

WELL WELL WELL!!! LOOKEE HERE PEOPLE! I Finally made it into a HOT and cool and edgy fashion magazine, how many of you peeps can say that? Ok, wow, I got to meet Adam Lambert, ya know, and me and Moms were kinda scared because well, he's got such a big personality and all, but wow, he's totally mellow and cool! I heard he got into a fight with his boyfriend before and well, I was kinda scared and had to pee really bad, but he's a totally cool dude and and I gage people on how they react to me, and he made a beeline for me and wanted to pet me, so we were all cool after that, I can tell even if he punches someone out once in awhile, he's still a good guy, he posed me with after all and he was super gentle with me! His eyes are super cool too, no matter what those peeps on blogs say, they ARE crazy colored, I saw them with my own black little beady eyes up close! Oh yeah, all you peeps complaining I wasn't styled for the shoot, I wasn't supposed to be in the magazine but that crazy dude Miguel asked Glambert if he'd take a pic with me cause he knows my mom likes to promote former death row doggies like me, so yeah, FAULT Magazine SHOULD have put us on the COVER so I may have to pee of some editors the next time I see them, or at least on their iPhone or sumthin..... Oh yeah, we were "trending" yesterday, what the hell is that? I don't know, I'm a dog, I know about eating and sleeping and barking and peeing, I like to pee... a lot, as a matter of fact my Moms was terrified I'd accidentally pee on Glamberts couture clothes and that she'd have to pay for them ahahahahahaha!!!  Hey you young people, guess what? is sucks to get old!! later peeps! xoxox Otis