GLAMBERT MANIA!!!!!

WELL WELL WELL!!! LOOKEE HERE PEOPLE! I Finally made it into a HOT and cool and edgy fashion magazine, how many of you peeps can say that? Ok, wow, I got to meet Adam Lambert, ya know, and me and Moms were kinda scared because well, he's got such a big personality and all, but wow, he's totally mellow and cool! I heard he got into a fight with his boyfriend before and well, I was kinda scared and had to pee really bad, but he's a totally cool dude and and I gage people on how they react to me, and he made a beeline for me and wanted to pet me, so we were all cool after that, I can tell even if he punches someone out once in awhile, he's still a good guy, he posed me with after all and he was super gentle with me! His eyes are super cool too, no matter what those peeps on blogs say, they ARE crazy colored, I saw them with my own black little beady eyes up close! Oh yeah, all you peeps complaining I wasn't styled for the shoot, I wasn't supposed to be in the magazine but that crazy dude Miguel asked Glambert if he'd take a pic with me cause he knows my mom likes to promote former death row doggies like me, so yeah, FAULT Magazine SHOULD have put us on the COVER so I may have to pee of some editors the next time I see them, or at least on their iPhone or sumthin..... Oh yeah, we were "trending" yesterday, what the hell is that? I don't know, I'm a dog, I know about eating and sleeping and barking and peeing, I like to pee... a lot, as a matter of fact my Moms was terrified I'd accidentally pee on Glamberts couture clothes and that she'd have to pay for them ahahahahahaha!!!  Hey you young people, guess what? is sucks to get old!! later peeps! xoxox Otis