I THINK I'M GAY!

Well well well, I came to a pretty big realization the other day....... I THINK I'M GAY! been thinking about it and all of the sudden I realized that everything points to me being gay, just some examples:

I LOVE RuPauls Drag Race-maybe I'm gay?

I'd rather hump my brother Vinnie than my sister Lola-maybe I'm gay?

Mike Ruiz gave me a hard on when he held me-this could go either way

Vinnie and I make out all day long every day-maybe I'm gay?

I hate hooker shoes and think they are tacky-maybe I'm gay?

I don't like Paris Hilton-pretty sure I'm gay!

Just like Moms I will kill myself if Sharon Needles does not win Drag Race-maybe I'm gay?

Adam Lambert gave me a hard on-maybe I'm gay?

I could care less about Pamela Anderson even tho she does soooo much for animals which is super-cool! -Pretty sure I'm gay!

I like to dress up in fancy outfits and always look my best-maybe I'm gay?

I HATE baseball-OH I'M GAY! 

I sure wish Moms would take me to The Abbey-I'm totally GAY-YAY!!!! 

LOVE TO YOU MY FELLOW GAYS NOW SOMEONE GET ME A NOH8 CAMPAIGN!!! 

Love Otie xoxoxoxox