Hey it's me OTIS! 
OOOOweeee!!! I got to meet 2 celebrities today-yup TWO! I can't say who yet, but let's just put this out there, I might be the head of a record label real soon and it MIGHT be called EMPIRE ha! 
And the celebrities were NICE to me too, as Moms always says, it's usually the publicists who cause all of the drama, not sure what a publicist is, but I sure don't want one, they sound like the scary people that work at the pound! Anyway, to tide you all over until I can post my newest freshest celebrity shots, here's a pic of me and Miss Hilary Swank from awhile back, I really dug her, big teeth and all, she's a cool broad, she rescues dogs too, ALL OK IN MY BOOK! 
Laters... Otis Lyon 
PS special Thanks to photographer Lionel Deluy for taking this pic of me and BigTooth Hilz-she's my homegirl! 

I THINK I'M GAY!

Well well well, I came to a pretty big realization the other day....... I THINK I'M GAY! been thinking about it and all of the sudden I realized that everything points to me being gay, just some examples:

I LOVE RuPauls Drag Race-maybe I'm gay?

I'd rather hump my brother Vinnie than my sister Lola-maybe I'm gay?

Mike Ruiz gave me a hard on when he held me-this could go either way

Vinnie and I make out all day long every day-maybe I'm gay?

I hate hooker shoes and think they are tacky-maybe I'm gay?

I don't like Paris Hilton-pretty sure I'm gay!

Just like Moms I will kill myself if Sharon Needles does not win Drag Race-maybe I'm gay?

Adam Lambert gave me a hard on-maybe I'm gay?

I could care less about Pamela Anderson even tho she does soooo much for animals which is super-cool! -Pretty sure I'm gay!

I like to dress up in fancy outfits and always look my best-maybe I'm gay?

I HATE baseball-OH I'M GAY! 

I sure wish Moms would take me to The Abbey-I'm totally GAY-YAY!!!! 

LOVE TO YOU MY FELLOW GAYS NOW SOMEONE GET ME A NOH8 CAMPAIGN!!! 

Love Otie xoxoxoxox

BIG PIMPIN AND STUFF LIKE THAT

Well well well, I’ll bet none of you peeps even KNOW what a GANGSTA I am now do you? Yep, me and Moms went to a video shoot for Game, the rapper, it was in some scary place downtown and me and Moms were terrified that we’d see some poor stray dogs down there cause people like to dump them ya know, and well, me and Moms, if we see a loose dog we want to help, even though we are full with dogs at home and the rescue that Moms is with is full too and really not enough people are helping, but don’t get me started on that, back to this gangsta video shoot…. I am just curious why are so many BIG black men are afraid of me? I woulda thought, ya know, I’m black too homies AND my name IS OTIS hello!!! But most of the dudes on this shoot, were really scared of me, it was crazy, do I look like a COP or something?? I mean, when Moms got close to a lot of the gangsters, they all got all scared and hot footed it away from us and we laughed like nobody’s business! I am small BUT I AM POWERFUL PEOPLE!! Ya know?? Here we were on a rappers video shoot, and well, he is a Blood, and well, even tho I’m black and my name is Otis, still I am a Chihuahua so really I am Mexican! Ohhhhh now it makes sense! Maybe they thought it was a set-up by some Mexican gangmembers!! I AM A BLACK MEXICAN!!! I kinda thought I was an honorary Blood you know, but maybe I should hang with Snoop DOGG hello and be a Crip instead and Moms has a friend whose uncle was the head of La Eme ( google it! ) so let’s just say we gots it pretty covered all around and maybe that’s why Moms has such a smart and sassy mouth and is such a trouble maker ahahahaha!!!!! Oh, by the way, I peed on Game a little bit I DID! bwahahahahahaahha!!!!! Before I forget, here’s the rescue that Moms is with, not only do they save pitbulls, they save little guys like me too and they don’t care if we PEE on them, they are great peeps!   www.bulliesandbuddies.com    feel free to make a donation so they can help more like me and so that me and Game can open up our Shelter For Former Homeless Pimps ok? Later everyone! Xox Otis aka Lil Otie aka Otis DOGG

SPECIAL THANKS TO MIGUEL STARCEVICH FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR PHOTO EVEN THO YOU DON'T KNOW IT CAUSE I'M GANGSTA LIKE DAT!

WATCH THE VIDEO!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jctFfjJV5n0&feature=channel

GLAMBERT MANIA!!!!!

WELL WELL WELL!!! LOOKEE HERE PEOPLE! I Finally made it into a HOT and cool and edgy fashion magazine, how many of you peeps can say that? Ok, wow, I got to meet Adam Lambert, ya know, and me and Moms were kinda scared because well, he's got such a big personality and all, but wow, he's totally mellow and cool! I heard he got into a fight with his boyfriend before and well, I was kinda scared and had to pee really bad, but he's a totally cool dude and and I gage people on how they react to me, and he made a beeline for me and wanted to pet me, so we were all cool after that, I can tell even if he punches someone out once in awhile, he's still a good guy, he posed me with after all and he was super gentle with me! His eyes are super cool too, no matter what those peeps on blogs say, they ARE crazy colored, I saw them with my own black little beady eyes up close! Oh yeah, all you peeps complaining I wasn't styled for the shoot, I wasn't supposed to be in the magazine but that crazy dude Miguel asked Glambert if he'd take a pic with me cause he knows my mom likes to promote former death row doggies like me, so yeah, FAULT Magazine SHOULD have put us on the COVER so I may have to pee of some editors the next time I see them, or at least on their iPhone or sumthin..... Oh yeah, we were "trending" yesterday, what the hell is that? I don't know, I'm a dog, I know about eating and sleeping and barking and peeing, I like to pee... a lot, as a matter of fact my Moms was terrified I'd accidentally pee on Glamberts couture clothes and that she'd have to pay for them ahahahahahaha!!!  Hey you young people, guess what? is sucks to get old!! later peeps! xoxox Otis

Missed One!

Oh yeah, Sandra Bullock, can you please go find my mom's evil grandmother's grave, dig her up, and give her the ugly dress back that you stole from her? bwahahahahahaha!!!! 

OSCAR RED CARPET FASHION, I SURE HAD TO PEE....A LOT!!!

Ready for my Oscar red carpet raves and rants people? Well too bad cause he it is! And as you can see, I know a ill sum thin about A listers too, not to brag, but I'm gonna anyway, cause me and Hilary, we go waaaaayyyyyy back and did you know that she goes to super high kill pounds and saves dogs herself without anyone knowing? yup she does, she is an AAAAA++++++ LISTER! 

We love Giuliana Rancic she is always gorgeous and she survived breast cancer too we look up to her, she's a classy lady! 

Who is this nazi sounding dude Wolfgang? I'm not feeling his fashion choice he looks like a waiter

Kelly Osbourne your hair a MESS and why did you steal Helen Mirrens  dress again??

Berence Bejo i want to hump your leg!

Nick Nolte YOU SCARE ME!! YOU ARE AS SCARY AS THE POUND!!!!

The chunky Bridesmaid girl looks amazing. See Mom there is hope for fatties like you!!!

The girl from the Descendants is boring I think I have to go outside and pee on some stuff right now to get some inspiration brb!

Is Ryan Secrets gay?

Jessica  Chastain what upholstery shop did you rob? Bitch get off the carpet already….and by bitch I don’t mean my sister Lola!

Clooney's HOT girlfriend put your hair up and slap on some red lipstick please and by red lipstick I dont mean my peepee!!

Viola Davis you look amazing love the subtle greem eye makeup to play off of your gorgeous green dress that looks like lush grass so I need to go outside and pee again and why do us black people have more style than those whiteys? Hmmmmmmm

Rooney Mara mom refuses to watch the remake of that movie you made but we both are wondering when you got caught in that roll of toilet paper???

P Diddy barf!

P Diddly makes me want to go outside eat grass and barf. Then pee and poop on it

ohhhhhh Sweet Michelle Williams, LOVE that dress girl! would have looked better with a nice big choker and next time match the lips to the dress, otherwise 4 paws up and I pee on dad's shoes for you! 

 Angelina Jolie, boring! did the homeless guy at 7-11 do your hair or what? you look like you smell like pee….are you smoking too much weed with Brad now or what?

Meryl streep love you but that dress looked like a gold jiffy pop stove top popcorn thingy 

Milla Milla Milla, you are the only one who wore white and looked STUNNING 8 paws up over here! 

Best Dressed tie between Tina Fey and General Aladeen!

I'd write more, but Jerseyliscious was on and me and Mom's find it more inspirational than these boring awards shows, so later peeps!

xoxo

Otie

OH WHAT A DAY!!!!

So today Mom’s grabbed me and ran out the door to yet another shoot, can a little guy ever get a rest?? There was lots of tension at this one, a lot of men in suits running around looking at their watches  and saying “you have 3 minutes” and “you have 5 minutes” and “you have  2 minutes” and Mom’s friend Miguel the crazy guy with the camera was moving shit around and checking lights and I thought Mom was gonna have a heart attack cause it seemed like Osama Bin Laden was in the building or something,  cause all these men in suits looked like secret service or sumthin, is that his name? the Prez, is it Osama??  and boy did I have to PEE real bad!! Well anyway, then this older dude finally walks in and wow, I think I saw him in that drag race show that mom watches?? I know I’ve seen this dude in a dress, I’m sure of it! Anyway, he was really cool and he told us that he has a bunch of rescued animals at home, and ya know what? I didn’t even pee on him, not one drop! I really liked him, he was cool…… who is our Prez again? And what’s this guys name, does anyone know?  Later peeps!