MY FIRST BLIND DATE!!!

Ok, so I had a blind date the other day with a really hot chick! and she's a senior like me! I was sooooo nervous I made sure I wore my most manly outfit which is the camo hoodie that Daddy got me cause it drives him insane when Mom puts me in silly outfits cause I'm a dude and all.  So Mom has this animal activist friend and her name is Persia and she used to be on a show Mom loved called "Girlfriends" and she does some really crazy music and stuff and she's a VEGAN so of course we think she's super cool and she's now on a show and she plays a WITCH! How cool is that?? So we go and meet and I almost peed myself ( well actually I did lol!) cause her name is Kisses and guess what??? SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!!! Persia and Mom laughed really hard at us because maybe we are brother and sister?? uh oh! Well Kisses is TOTALLY HOT!!! How can she not be, she looks JUST like me! Did I say that already?? So I gave her this engagement outfit so now we are officially going steady, I need to buy her a dog collar so's we can get married,  Mom can marry us because she is a minister and it only cost her $14 to get the certificate! Did I mention that Mom's friend Persia is on The Vampire Diaries? Did you know that Mom makes everyone shut up while me and her watch TVD every Thurs and she yells at Dad to shut the hell up? We LOVE that show! I especially like that vampire with the crazy eyes, the really mean one, whats his name? I can't remember, we call him crazy eyes. Well there's a few that are mean, I like Crazy Eyes and that other mean one who is a Brit. So anyway, I can't WAIT till I see my girl again so here's a few pics for everyone to gander at and be jealous of because we are such a HOT couple... later peeps!! xoxox Otis