My take on the Golden Globe red carpet:
Angelina Jolie, you are a home wrecker and stole a nice Greek girl’s man……BUT YOU NAILED IT! Gorgeous….
Brad Pitt, lay off the botox dude!
Claire Danes, beautiful, classic you go girl!
When did Kelly Osbourne turn into Helen Mirren???
The REAL Helen Mirren, beautiful!
Lea Michelle, love you girl for always sticking up for us critters, but that dress?? Ummmm NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Piper Perabo please return that lampshade to the Lamps R Us store right NOW!
Nicole Kidman……STUNNING and I want to pee on your leg!
Octavia Spencer BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT head to toe I give you 4 paws up!
Zooey love you gurl, but that Marlo Thomas hair was a little too much!
Sofia Vergara my mom is jealous of your boobs!
Tina Fey, mom knows a really great GREEK stylist you need to meet, that dress with that hair made my eyes hurt!
Julie Bowen you were a vision of blah-ness….
Jessica Biel you have an adopted pitbull you could wear a dress made out of dog poop and I would still love you, besides you are smoking hot and too good for that Timberlake dude, DUMP HIM and date ME!
Sarah Michelle Gellar, ummmmmmm BIG FAT NO!! were you wearing a Ben & Jerry flavor???
Salma Salma Salma, all that money and still you shop at Wal-Mart?
Madonna, you are not 20 anymore lose the bangles and fingerless gloves and your hair and makeup sucked and…….. SINCE WHEN DO PEOPLE FROM DETROIT HAVE BRITISH ACCENTS????
Heidi Klum…..yawn!!
Tilda, LOVED that dress! But please stop doing ads with fur or I will pee on your leg!!!
Busy Phillips…..WTF????????
Amanda Peet mom says next time you can just borrow her Gunne Sax 8th grade graduation dress!
Guilaina Rancic you are always and forever gorgeous!!
Ricky Gervais what happened??? You were so boring last nite that me and Mom fell asleep!!
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