When Did Hooker Shoes Become Fashionable???

Hey There, Otis here and it's my very FIRST blog entry! First a little about me, I'm about 10 years old which makes me around 70 in dog years, so I realllllyyyy have lotsa experience and I know what I'm talking about! I came from a real scary place, it's called THE POUND, do you know about it? My Mom volunteers for doggie rescue and she went and got me out of that hell-hole, there's LOTS of dogs in that crappy-scary place, and cats too! ALL kinds of dogs, Mom hates when people buy pets from stores and breeders, it makes her homicidal. She's homicidal.... a lot..... Anyway, who is this loobiton guy and why does he design hooker shoes and sell them for so much money??? Because really people, high-heeled platform shoes like, you can find on Hollywood Blvd, and for CHEAP!  I think they are super-ugly, so does Mom, and we have the best taste you know. I consider myself a bit of fashionista, it's in my blood.  So, what you should do if you like those loobitons or whatever they are, go buy a cheap pair on Hollywood and donate that other money you would have paid for those expensive shoes to an animal rescue ok? Oh yeah, Paris Hilton wears those ugly hooker shoes too, I don't like her....at all..... later peeps!  Otis